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Interesting One Liners

By jykwan | July 16, 2009

To Err is human, but to forgive is not a COMPANY policy.

If at first you don’t succeed…. destroy all evidence that you ever tried.

When you’re right, no one remembers. When you’re wrong, no one forgets.

The road to success… is always under construction.

Alcohol doesn’t solve any problems, but if you think again, neither does Milk.

Since Light travels faster than Sound, people appear brighter before you hear them speak.

Never argue with a fool. People might not know the difference.

Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else.

An expert is someone who takes a subject you understand and makes it sound confusing.

Where there is a WILL, there is a WAY.
Where there is MONEY, there are many WAYS.

Everybody wants to go to heaven, but nobody wants to die.

Everyone wants to go to heaven, but nobody is in a hurry to get there.

Topics: Humor, Interesting Stuff | 1 Comment »

One Response to “Interesting One Liners”

  1. CincauHangus Says:
    August 11th, 2009 at 11:00 am

    Alcohol doesn’t solve any problems, but if you think again, neither does Milk.

    Milk. haha..

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